Putin on Mueller Probe

"Come and visit us, our mother would be very pleased to see you, but we won't give you our address." Poor Bob! That reminds me of a joke. "What do you call a man without any arms or legs in a swimming pool?"

But Bob loves me! I know, because he said so on Twitter, and in public! But this was just after he was appointed as Special Counsel, so maybe he's a little embarrassed now? Don't be shy, Bob. My email address is IanGrant at protonmail.ch.

P.S. Bob, you couldn't lend me a couple of Franklins, could you? I'm starving, and flat broke!

You too?! Oh bubba, that's just too bad! Whawegonnadobro? I think we just demonstrated Euclid Prop. 5.XVI. That ought to be worth a BOB or two, oughtn't it? Whatever it is worth, let's set the USD/BOB exchange rate there. I mean, at least we'll know why it's what it is. Because "Seven" sounds a bit doubtful, doesn't it? But maybe Brad has an idea about how it can be justified? Hey, Bob, did you know Brad and I once made a movie starring Julian Assange? He plays the hamster! We're thinking of remaking it, ... hey, I know! You could play Angelina Jolie's pussy, if you like! How about it bro'?

Bob, I've seen worse than that! It was sixteen scratches, on my chest! And I was only playing myself! 😂😂😂