For Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. благодарю вас.

Now 5hat we've cleared the beach of the jelly-fish, we can start the dance!

Any men who wish to gain an insight into what it is like to love women should Read The Fucking Manual first! I have not read it, because, before I got to the third chapter I was so shit-scared that I thought "Dude, you just don't want to know this stuff. It's not going to be good for you!