Effluence Update

It's a good thing I'm not trying to earn a living doing this shit, isn't it?

It would be like me trying to earn a living by singing.  This is a great song though!

This is what I do. A lot of people know that I can do it. Why do they want to me to do something else? Lots of people sing far better than I do. Ask Sister Odoña for that video of me singing "Wayfaring Stranger" if you want to hear me singing. And if you want to see the real me then let these guys put me on their show with Donald and Hillary. That would be fucking  awesome! 😂❤️💓💕

And it would be good for you!

Why James Bond's girlfriend was called Vespa

#MeToo! 😂

I forgot that I have made a video of me singing! Look