Monday 7 October 2019

Lori on Startups

This gave me a great idea for a startup, ... what you do is start up a cooperative company called YouWork and you solve the climate crisis whilst walking on water, and then let people lease their properties to the cooperative, and you renovate them and let the space out to other members of the cooperative, and you make it a kind of pyramid selling scheme so that in one year it absorbs 80% of the population of the world, and becomes this giant mega-corporation called just You. And then you leave me on the street begging and just smile weirdly whenever you walk past me, ... now all I need is to get a slot at a TED talk somewhere, and one of those small head-mounted mics, ...


See this for a bit about the maths behind pyramid-selling schemes:


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